Furtam Khraza



> Enter Name
Your name is FURTAM KHRAZA, and you are blah blah blah I'LL FINISH EDITTING THIS WHEN I'M NOT FOOKIN EXHAUSTED

> Entertain The Reader
Fuck you no.

> Allocate Strife Specibus
You use tridentKind, but only a few people actually know this. Your maybe-matesprite made you a really incredible extending trident that you are currently wielding very, very effectively.

> Examine Fetch Modus
You use the HUE modus, which requires you to remember and state the items hue in order to retrieve it. It would be kind of a pain in the ass if you weren't so damn GOOD at it.

> Examine social life
How about we just... go person by person.

Hyzivo Royale - He's your matesprit. You weren't sure at first, especially considering your first meeting involved him accidently outting your REAL blood color to anyone listening! But then he more than made up for it by becoming your knight in shining armor... he had to work his ass off for it, but he earned that heart. Charon Acerbi - He... helped you kill a robot a really long time ago. Then you ran into him again recently and... something came over you. Something '''black. '''You... might have stabbed him through the stomach, but he's still alive. Whoops. Razzle Dazzle - no no no no no no no no no.